This was a match from the name swipe game; #1. Can anyone explain to me where I went wrong? Did I somehow imply that I was looking for a lesbian BDSM relationship?
TB: Hi red Sonia!
Very sexy
U got big blue eyes
[Juliet says: Way to state facts there, bro.]
DJ: I do. :)
TB: Yes
Id definitely have fun with you
DJ: Oh would you now?
Define fun...
TB: Some bdsm or maybe just a lesbian affair
DJ: I see.
Exactly how are you going to have a lesbian affair? You are a dude.
TB: Trust me you'll think I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body
DJ: But you have a penis, right?
TB: Lol I'm a dude dun't worry I'm just not out for my nutt that's all
Oh yes
DJ: Ahhhh I see.
[Juliet says: Do I though? No. I still don't.]
TB: *Sends dick pic* See
*Sends a second pic* Here's one more for good luck.
[Juliet says: At this point I am trying to decide how to proceed; or not. Easily a 5-10min pause]
TB: Ummmm hello?
DJ: Well I wasn't asking for a picture of it!!
I was just confirming the gender you identified with.
TB: Ummmm oops sorry
My bad
DJ: You totally misread the vibe there dude.
TB: Chick! I'm sorry
DJ: Well, if MLB can allow 3 strikes so can I.
[Juliet says: This is good blog fodder, so I'll keep it going for now]
TB: Ummm ok
Only cuz ur interested
Lol
DJ: I told you I'm bored. Entertain me.
TB: I thought I just did?
And i'm no clown that juggle dildos or anything
DJ: I wasn't entertained, i was almost offended.
TB: How?
With a good time?
DJ: You send me a dick pic bro. Completely uninvited.
TB: Your lesbian huh?
[Juliet says: Yes, because if someone doesn't want to see your dick they MUST be a lesbian. Maybe this is NOT worth the blog fodder...]
DJ: I'm looking for a stimulating adult conversation. I can see now that I am looking in the wrong place. No, I am straight. However that doesn't mean I am some slut who is in any way hoping to see your junk. I don't know you.
TB: Hmmmmm!! Well this has got off on the wrong foot.
DJ: Quite, sir. Quite. I think it's best if we part ways at this juncture.
TB: Poof!
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