The Tinder Deck

Before I made this blog I had certain expectations on Tinder. I knew there was going to be a lot of "NUPE!" but I didn't know quite how much. I of course have my own tastes as do all the girls out there but anymore, before I discount someone completely, I also think... "hmmmm, I wonder if he would make good blog fodder?" So, here is an entire post of what goes through my mind while swiping through the tinder deck.

Juliet says...

Ew. Fedora. LEFT

Four weird pitures of random colors, a fake name, and no blurb? Next! LEFT

Meh LEFT

Meh LEFT

Meh LEFT

Hmmmm, maybe. *click for blurb* "I'm a nice guy looking to finish first." Sadly, I just read a great article about "nice guys" and those who make a point to say they are one are usually misogynistic assholes who think that because they are nice to you they deserve your pussy. Could make for interesting fodder though... let's see what happens. RIGHT

Yeah... because posting a picture of a sailboat and saying you are captain of a sailbot is not enough. You have to make your name LASailor (clearly not his real name, so I feel no violation to my promise of anonymity). Not even worth the blog fodder. LEFT

Meh LEFT x10

Sorry dude... you have the same name as my ex. LEFT

Sorry dude... you have the same name as my brother, my brother-in-law and a soon to be brother-in-law. My mother has forbidden me from dating another one. LEFT

Buck toothed LEFT

Long dredded hair LEFT

Well hello! Damn. No blurb. LEFT

Hmmmm, maybe. RIGHT

I see a lot of guys complaining about girls who post group pics. Guys do it too. Which one are you? If I have to dig to find out... LEFT

Oh, sweetie, oh, honey. I'm pretty sure you're gay. Good luck figuring it out! LEFT

Default FB picture frame and no blurb? Why? Why would ANYONE swipe right on that? LEFT

Smoker... pass LEFT

I can't pronounce your name. I'm pretty good at language, but that looks like a random string of characters. LEFT

Douchey belt buckle, douchey white rimmed glasses, douchey tiny cowboy hat I have only ever seen on a woo girl... LEFT

Ew, a dodgers fan! Left. Left! LEFT!!! -- Look, Juliet, you be in LA country now. Give him a chance;  he's cute! OH... :( No blurb. LEFT

Not into the whole "pointing a shotgun at the camera vibe" LEFT

I'm getting more and more tired of the term "foodie" -- so many people have differring ideas of what that means. I'd like to debate it with you though, so RIGHT

You look like Lutz from 30 rock. LEFT

Is it really that difficult to type out "yourself" it's two extra characters. You're also telling me if I don't respond to you I should have swiped left. Terrible grammar, sounds like you're kinda needy, and YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! BUT! Possible fodder.... RIGHT

Totally not looking for a project, bro. You need a MOM not a match. Go clean yourself up. LEFT

35 cards, 4 RIGHT swipes, and only one who wasn't immediately dismissed as blog fodder. Yes, it's a sad state of affairs out there. Thank you, though, for all the blog fodder, Tinder!